Wednesday, May 9, 2012


And what I mean by the word "IT" is sweet loving, the horizontal mambo, you know...bumpin' uglies.  Well, as much as I hate to admit this, it's been awhile for me.  Yeah! I'm starting to feel like I might be growing some cobwebs pretty soon.

We all have our dry spells, but what's the longest you've gone without it? Currently I'm at 5 months.  And prior to that it was a couple months at least.  This isn't my longest dry spell for sure. However, it's well on it's way to be that way.

After Mr. Dallas and I broke up it was at least 6 months before I think that men were even attractive.  I was so hurt from that break up that the last thing I wanted to do was to be with a guy.  After that break up I even got off birth control because I knew I wasn't going to get any action for awhile.

Now, I'm at a decent dry spell that has no end in sight.  I have no guys in rotation or even a possible date. Granted, I know it could be worse. I'm sure my dry spell of 5 months is nothing.  Even my longest dry spell is child's play compared to some people's.   I'm starting to wonder when will it end, When will the dry spell be over?  

I know some people will say, "Oh you're a girl. You can get laid anytime you want."  Sure that maybe true. However, I'm not interested in one night stands.  And I'll be perfectly honest, usually the sex in those situations is not beneficial for the woman anyway.  At one point, I hadn't had an orgasm from sex in over a year because what I had be getting wasn't good.  So if all I'm going to get is exercise out of it, I'd rather hit the gym.  At least I know I won't get pregnant or a disease from doing squats.

I'm not sure how long it will be before it the no lovin' fest will be, but it's not about quantity it's about quality. Maybe one these days I can sing this song.


james andrews said...

i currently am on year 3... and it gets easier as time goes on... i used to want it all the time, and now i go on dates and dont even think about it...

yes that Michael said...

Dude, you're absolutely hilarious... gotta love you for it.

Anonymous said...

Find a FWB situation then. Shouldn't be so hard. Everyone's looking for the perfect loving relationship, but it doesn't occur as conveniently as they'd like. Til then, consider FWB situation like getting an oil changed. Needs to be done on a regular basis. Otherwise the car/body can't function normally.

AmazingGreis said...

It's been too long for me. I crave it a lot more now than I used to, possibly the extreme weight loss, but like you one-night stands are not my thing. One day I'll be back in the action...I hope!