HELLO I B T C!!!!!
I've always been a small chested girl. When I was in middle school I would get teased all the time by boys that I liked. They would say "Erin you're so flat you make the walls jealous!!" "Erin your chest is flatter than your back" Awesome!! My mother on the other hand was very large chested. I always tell people that I inherited my fathers chest. It makes for a good laugh and I'm great at self deprecation!
So what's my point? I guess I became aware of men and their fascination with breasts in a cruel way. Now I'm an adult and not much has changed. Men are the same. So I'm absolutely convinced that EVERY GUY IS A BOOB GUY!! If a guy tells you differently he is lying! I mean seriously, when a girl walks in a room and she has a big chest every guy turns around to look at her. On there hand, if you're a girl that's small chested FORGET ABOUT IT!!!
I've had guys tell me "Oh I'm a total butt guy!" I don't believe it for a second. You don't see thousands possibly millions of women in the U.S. getting boob jobs because the world is filled with "Butt guys". Women get boob jobs because guys like them and we as women are inundated with the thought that if you're not a 34 C or bigger than you're just not good enough.
And another thing, you never hear men say they like small boobs. Funny thing is, I actually worked with one guy back in St. Louis and he said that he liked small boobs and of course the girl he is dating is probably the biggest chested girl I ever seen! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
I'm not going to lie!
Am I self conscious of my boobs now? SOMETIMES YES! (I actually apologized to a guy because they were small.)
Do I wish they were bigger from time to time? SOMETIMES YES!
Do I sometimes judge girls with HUGE possibly (what I would say) GINORMOUS boobs? Again...SOMETIMES YES!
And am I a little jealous? One more time... SOMETIMES YES!
Moral of the story is that guys are all BOOB GUYS...and I'm not sure that you can can convince me otherwise. If you can I welcome your response!