Many times when my friends and I get together and talk about dating horror stories the phrase "Where are the normal guys?" is uttered. I'm starting to believe that the weirdos and douche bags we're finding are the new normal.
You may wonder "How many different kinds of douche bags are there?" The stereotypical douche bag is the guy you'd find on Washington Ave. He's freshly spray tanned and is wearing either a tight shirt with wings on it or some v-neck 2 sizes too small. Oh, let's not forget about his Louie or Gucci belt. Then there's the guys that just behave like douche bags. Whether it's boning lots of chicks or sending girls pics of their wang.
Let's talk about the second dude for a moment. I know we've talked about people sending naked pics before, but this is just about the guys that do it. I thought that this was abnormal behavior, but now I'm starting to think that so many guys do it and it's the new normal.
For instance, I had never received a wang picture until about about 6 months ago. It was from a guy I "dated" in Milwaukee and hadn't spoke to in almost a year. Then, bam there's and picture of his wang. It happened to me a couple of months ago with another guy I "dated."
A friend of mine is on match.com and 3 out of the 5 guys that she's talked with (keep in mind, she didn't even go on dates with these dudes) have sent her pictures of their wang and one even sent a video of him playing with themselves. WTF? Is this the new normal? Does everyone send masturbating videos?
When I was at the hair salon today, my stylist was telling me that she has a client who is 65 and on match.com. This lady is a grandma and men that are her age are sending pics of their wang. Frickin EWWWW. Who wants a pic of a 65 + yr old penis?
OK OK enough with the winky pic talk. Douchey behavior goes beyond that. It's dating 4 chicks at once. It's cheating. It's any man behaving badly action. The question is, are there so many men behaving badly that it's become the new normal? Are the guys that once "normal" so out numbered that instead of saying I want a "normal" guy I need to start saying I want a "weird" guy?
Where did all the normal guys go? Are there no normal guys anymore?