If men were like puppies...
(the only action I'm getting these days)
Their breath would smell good
Their kisses would always be so sweet
When you came home they would be so happy to see you
They would always want to give you attention
They would love to snuggle with you
If they pee'd on the floor they would feel bad
If they woke you up in the middle of the night it wouldn't be to pick them up at a bar
They would be happy with whatever you fed them
They would never want to leave your side.